Abby's Glog!
WRITER’S BLOCK
By: Abby J.
I’m having Writer’s Block! It’s horrible! I have no ideas what so ever! The page in front of me looks so very blank and empty! I feel like it’s mocking me! (That’s no very nice!) So, just to should the page who is Boss, I’m going to fill up this space, with my medium sized, number two, orange pencil. (This is my best friend Ashleigh’s favorite color.) This page doesn’t look as empty anymore, so I think I will go back to writing my book for the Author’s breakfast…
Dear Diary,
I am so very disgusted with myself. Today, I was walking down that street and there was a baby eating a toosie pop! And I didn't do anything about it!
how can I can I save the world if if I don't get rid of all the gooodness in the world, if I don't get rid of the smallest problems first?
Maybe... I'm just not cut out for this. i mean, I'm just a poor clown, who can't even take candy from a baby!
I'll never live up to my parent;s evil name: Fredrik and Fredrika Evilton 3rd.
From Fredrik
P.S.- "Grrrrrrrr!!!!..." Did I sound evil???
The Secret Knowledge of Parents:
Rule 163411707716- Always Brush Your Teeth
Offical Reason- To Make Sure You Don't Get cavities
The TRUTH- So many paretns tell their kids to brush thweir teeth so that you don't get cavities. That is always their answer! The REAL reason you have to brush your teeth is because if you don't make peace btween the toothbrush adn toothpaste there could be a full blown Tooth war!
You see, before toothpaste was invented, people would use baking soda, so when the toothpaste came around, it thought it was SO important and that the toothbrush should bow down to them. It had somewhat of a Diva Problem!
The toothbrush didn't like that, so when the toothpaste weren't looking the tootohburshes stole their scared lid! Then there was the ulmaite toothpaste war! It didn't end well, Repeat- This did NOT end well!
Luckily the family was on vaction and they blamed it on the cat,. So that is why your parents always tell youto brusth your teeth! Plus, they don't want to clean up the mess afterwards!
Quick Write about the secret abmitions of an evil clown who has to save the world
Have You Ever Wondered...
By: Abby J
Have you ever wondered how cool it would be to step into a book
Not just any, but one that has you totally and completely hooked
When seeing all the settings would you run and jump
Or just sit around and huff
When meeting the characters, would you begin to stutter
Or maybe just start to stutter
So many sights to see
Who knows how long you'll be
Every monster big, small, or tall
Could be lurking right down the hall
So beware next time your hooked
You might just flutter into the pages of a book
sjguz4c 1 year ago
I love the book poem! Thanks for the comment on mine!
s356dm9 1 year ago
Cool!!! I really like the Tooth Wars!!:)